a father & son were in a car accident.
the father dies immediately, but the son is rushed to the hospital.
the head surgeon then says, “i cannot operate on him because he is my son.”
how is this possible?!
at first, i was stumped. i over-thought it, thinking up complicated answers.
but the answer is, that the surgeon was his mother!
i felt so stupid that i didn’t think of that. just shows my mind is so freaking old school, feeling super bad that i didn’t think that women could be surgeons too. but it wasn’t that at all… idk what it is but i sure do feel horrible for not thinking of that.
but apparently these kids are learning great things to come up with such answers.
good for them!
TAEYANG + G-DRAGON - I NEED A GIRL
for the smooth beats, the cute lyrics, the comeback song only our taeyang can pull off, & the GDYB duo that undeniably works anytime, anywhere.
this song never gets old. it’s a great song to blast while you’re cruising at night w/ the windows down.
hope you enjoy it as much as i do =]
i cracked up when i saw this. it’s so fucking hilarious! haha
the best jokes are the ones that pop up in a movie outta nowhere, especially serious movies.
all of a sudden you can laugh when you watch a serious movie - that’s when you know you are watching a great movie.
GOLF CARTS - Real Madrid Part 2
so one of the things we did afterwards was wait around for them to finish practice, then we ferry them from the field to the locker room on a bunch of golf carts. i got pretty lucky cuz i’m pretty aggressive lol.
we waited around in the sun til they finished (NOT KNOWING ANDY MURRAY WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE MEETING WITH THEM AGHH >_<) & i crossed my fingers hoping to carry the VIP haha…
my first passengers indeed included RONALDO HIMSELF HAHAHA.
i was kinda sad he didn’t sit in the front w/ me but at least everyone envied me.
it was a quiet ride but there were so many fans around they wanted me to drive fast so they didn’t have to sign autographs (that is the sad truth of fandom, they’re tired…)
my second trip was just w/ me & Lass. he was cool enough to take a pic. he even told me to slow down to get a good pic haha <3 after that one, i got in trouble b/c i wasn’t allowed to take pix -_____- u know what, i don’t regret it at all. maybe a lil shame for being told off, but hey, i’m working for free here.
so i felt bad thinking ok, i can’t take golf cart pix while driving. so i’m chilling while they signed some autographs & i randomly pull out my camera to snap one of Marcelo, & i got in trouble again. i guess i’m not allowed to take pix PERIOD!? whatever. i’m over it.
i have no idea who signed my back, i only know i got Ronaldo & Casillas cuz i personally asked them to sign it. the others i just kinda got while they were leaving the field so idk who else LOL
I coulda got a pic w/ Casillas but my guilty conscience decided to let him go but he did sign my back. my friend got a good pic w/ him. all i remember was admiring his cheekbones. he’s sooo good-looking >_<
well that’s enough w/ the pix. this guy who is close w/ the team is texting me & i’m not sure if i should use him to get closer haha. (although i’m considering to convince him to give me one of his signed Beckham jerseys LOL)
but i did see all the players, just didn’t want to cross the line w/ professionalism after that mishap.
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